Hello friend,
My name is Christopher, but please call me Chris. Only my grandmother calls me Christopher.
I FREAKING LOVE my grandma BTW.
I have a big Italian family and without them I am nothing. They’ve always allowed me to be sensitive, follow my dreams, and kept me well fed. For this I am forever grateful.
Fun fact: I was an Uber driver for 2 years during portfolio school and complete strangers rated me a 4.93 out of 5!
If you’ve landed on this page there’s a good chance that you’re weird (don’t worry, weird is good), you spend majority of your days dreaming, or you’ve watched the Oscars and mumbled to yourself, “that’s going to be me someday”. If I’m right about one or all of these assumptions then we should talk!
“I want to make something that will make someone want to make something someday.”
— A cassellafella original
This is what the inside of my brain looks like.
I made a movie out of Gifs to showcase some of my heroes and inspiration.
If we share some of the same influences, let’s nerd out!
Pictures of my friends, family, face…and a whole bunch of filters.
“Dude, thank God for filters because YOU IS UGLY.”
— My best friends
“Great driver! Next time try talking less, or try not talking at all.”
— Anonymous Uber passenger
“So what, no f**kin’ ziti now?”
— AJ Soprano
“…...(sobbing)”
— My grandmother when she saw this page